Monday, September 7, 2009

Of Dogs who are NOT Man's Best Friends

Definitions of dog on the Web:

  • a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many ...
  • frump: a dull unattractive unpleasant girl or woman; "she got a reputation as a frump"; "she's a real dog"
  • informal term for a man; "you lucky dog"
  • cad: someone who is morally reprehensible; "you dirty dog"
Looks like im not among the first to use this term for the purposes of verbal abuse.

I enter a state of catharsis whenever I use 'dog' to brand someone who is a morally reprehensible slice of excrement. It is the sound of it, the way the alphabets just burst forth from your parted lips a single powerful syllable like a magnum bullet. The way your tongue separates itself from your palate with powerful force, like a a floodgate opening itself to herald the coming of a torrent of hate.

No offense to dog lovers, I do not flatter the abusee by picturing him as a member of the genus Canus as indicated by the first definition. Its is simply because 'god' is often conceptually regarded as the highest lifeform transcending all dimensions and defying the laws of physics. So going by this notion, a 'dog' in spelling is the invert, hence I see it as a total inversion of meaning as well, the abusee being the lowest lifeform ever transcending all dimensions with such indignity that even a fucking unicell amoeba deserves more respect as an organism.

You are a fucking DOG. Wow, that felt good.

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